Horses

He made his living as an entertainer. He said he trained horses to fit themselves into tiny spaces, into closets, when in reality he would simply cram them in until no more could fit. Often, the animals wouldn’t last more than a few shows. There were two horses that survived surprisingly long, who were so used to being stacked on top of one another that they would automatically have intercourse. This quickly became part of the show. He would open the door after a minute or so and three to five frightened horses would pour out and expose two pathetic copulating horses, their terrified rib cages bent, bellowing frightfully as the audience would laugh.