BP CEO Tony Hayward: It's "relatively tiny" compared to the "very big ocean."
Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour: "We don't wash our face in it, but it doesn't stop us from jumping off the boat to ski"
Fishermen in Venice, Louisiana and in other small communities dotting the southern marshes and swamplands of Barataria Bay are getting sick from the working on the cleanup, yet BP is assuring them they don't need respirators or other special protection.
Meanwhile, the women in Alaska only grow more insane.